Yesterday I was talking with a friend who had boy/girl twins exactly 4 days before I had my sons. We were trying to determine just how long we can use The Twin Excuse for why we:
1. Can’t make it.
2. Look like this.
3. Came late.
4. Are leaving early.
5. Left that at home.
6. Showed up on the wrong day at the wrong time in the wrong place.
7. Haven’t even thought that far ahead yet.
8. Need to borrow a diaper.
9. Didn’t sign up.
10. Fell asleep at the red light.
I’m thinking somewhere in the neighborhood of 23 years. When the boys turn 23, I will be completely responsible and reliable again. I swear.