Me:   Oh, Fluff, you’re just too beautiful.  How’d you get to be so beautiful?

Fluffy:  You’re going to make me vain.

Me:  What?

Fluffy:  If you keep telling me I’m beautiful, you’re going to make me vain.  You need to put on your to do list to not tell me things that make me vain.

Me: Okay…

Fluffy:  I think you’re vain.  You’re vain of me that I can read.

Me:  Really?

Fluffy:  But not too vain to be a mommy.  You’re just a little bit vain enough.