Perhaps this is one of the repercussions of taking your preschooler to the National Gallery of Art.
Yesterday on public transportation with Daddy:
Fluffy: Do you want to see my nipples!!
Daddy: (Mortified) No! Shhhh! Don’t say that.
F: Why? Because that’s private?
D: Yes. Stop talking about it.
F: Okay, I’ll just look myself. (Looks down her shirt, giggles wildly.) I see my panties!