Today people have been climbing our trees and chainsawing off branches while my boys squeal at the windows, “It’s raining trees!” Now they’re cutting out all the brambles and detritus that have been twining along the fences for who know’s how long.
Salty: Look! They’re getting all the crap out of our yard. Yeah, because we don’t like crap.
Meanwhile, I had my piano tuned, and someone came by to purchase my beloved Schwinn Joyrider stroller-bike trailer. Honestly, that was the coolest stroller ever. The kids looked so comfortable and so fly in it. And it had sick storage. It was like a mini Uhaul. I actually got choked up when the father of four came by to collect it. I loved that stroller.
Joyrider, we salute thee.