Mom: “Here is your size. Have a look and see if there are any shoes that you like–and DON”T pick the ugliest, tackiest shoes on the wall.”
Fluffy: (Without a second’s hesitation) “I like these!”
Mom: “Fluffy, those are quite literally, the tackiest most ridiculous shoes on the whole wall.”
Fluffy: “But what you don’t weeealize is that they light up when you walk.”
Well, in that case.
Let us recall that I don’t buy Fluffy shoes or apparel in this genre ever. Not even ironically. So why did we walk out of the grand opening sale today with this pair of shoes in our bag? Because Fluffy has been the number 1 best and most helpful big sister in the world–and just because I bought them for her doesn’t mean I ever have to let her wear them. Ha!