Contrary to popular belief, terrible hair does not make you smarter. So I took the scissors out and attempted to shape the boys’ mop tops. I felt a bit like I was trying to paint a portrait during a major earthquake. I’m not going to say there are no issues, but they no longer look, as my mother used to say, like nobody loves them.
The other kind of photo-electric effect
Wild manes before
After. True to form, even their hair parts on opposite sides.