I’m now down 14 lbs in 3 weeks from not being able to swallow without pain. Pharyngeal abscess is a terrific diet plan. I’m trademarking “The Difficulty Swallowing Diet” and writing a book. Considering bulimia, chemo, or amputation for dramatic weight loss results? Try this first! You can join my seminars where you’ll learn the secrets of giving up 3 bites in, embracing the joys of dehydration, and carrying around a water bottle that is actually a spittoon because it hurts so darn much to swallow your own saliva. The first week of the program is the hardest because you can’t eat or drink anything at all. You’ll need IV fluids to stay alive. After that you’ll graduate to a few teaspoons of cream of wheat.
I’m tired of being in pain. I keep hoping tomorrow will be better, but the past 2 tomorrows have been worse. I’m heading to the Dr. tomorrow for a follow up. It’s not supposed to be getting worse, they said. Other than that, everything is going great. Bought the domain name for my design company website today. It’s picnic weather, and the kwanzan cherries, dogwoods and azaleas are all in bloom right now so there are many houses that look like parade floats. How can I keep from singing?! I’ll tell you how.