Me: Heidi gets to go back to her grandfather on the mountain! How do you think that makes her feel?
Fluffy: Yay! She’ll be so happy.
Me: But don’t you think the little invalid Clara will be sad to see her friend go?
F: Forget about her. This story is about Heidi.
Salty driving his scooter around
Me: Truman is so talented.
F: And kickable.
F: Look out. Here comes the pathetic Truman.
Me: Do you know what pathetic means?
Snuggling before bed
Me: I miss Daddy.
F: And I miss the iPad!