On Saturday night, the Fluffatron 3000 and I had a totally killer girl over at Jenny’s to babysit my niece–who slept the whole time like an angel. Fluffs and I watched Christmas movies (Elf, Nat’l Lampoon, Santa Claus is Coming to Town), texted a boy, and ate chocolate chips from the bag. At about 10pm we had the obligatory session of gratuitous selfies. So if you’ve ever wondered what I look like at the end of the day with no lipstick on, you’re about to find out. I know, right? I can’t even. But, whatever.
Meanwhile I look like this without half trying. It’s my “Get in the car and PUT YOUR BUCKLES ON!” face.
And Endless Love. Everyone should have a 7 year old daughter to make your life happier. If you don’t, I suggest you go out and get one immediately. But hands of the Fluffinator. She’s all mine.