In the euphoria after a mommy and Fluff crafting session
Fluffy: I love you as much as, as–
Fluffy: (Hesitantly) Well, I do love Disneyland.
Me: Which would you rather, Fluffs: Would you rather never see your family again, but you get to live in Disneyland, or never go to Disneyland again, but you get to live with your family. [Never ask this question. It’s right up there with “Whom do you love more, me or the babysitter.” Just leave it.]
Fluffy: Well…there’s always Disneyworld!
In the car before allowing Fluffy to put on her headphones to watch Here Comes Science:
Me: Okay, but first, I have something very, very important to tell you.
Fluffy: (Rolling her eyes) “You love me.”
Me: You’re bored of hearing that?
Fluffy: YES! You tell me that every day over and over.
Me: Do you realize there are millions of people in the world who would do anything to have their mom or anyone tell them they love them? Would you rather have a mother who never ever said she loved you?
Fluffy: (Considering) No.
Me: I just say it too much?
Fluffy: Yeah, you seriously do.
Me: I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you–
Fluffy: Mo-om, now can I watch a show?
Me: Fine. I love you.
Watching the end of Frozen:
Me: Ewwww! No kissing! That’s gross. Close your eyes, Fluff!
Fluffy: No way! I’m six years old now. I’m done with “kissing’s gross”. If they’re gonna kiss, I’m gonna watch it.