At dinner Mr. K was telling me a work story about how his awesome intellectual property consulting brought him Lockheed Martin’s praise and adulation. We didn’t think Flufferella was listening, but she was.
Fluffy: I feel like we’re really important to the earth.
Fluffy: I feel like we’re really important to the earth. I mean, you’re a famous singer, and Dad’s so good at his job. It’s like we’re famous.
But Fluffy is not satisfied with just celebrity and importance. She wants dolla bills, too. Here is the letter she wrote to Mr. Leprechaun which came home with a sticky note from the teacher saying, “This made me laugh.”
March 13, 2015
Give me your gold!! My family is already rich, but I want more! I have an active trap in your house, so give me it! Oh, and it’s camouflaged.
Your soon-to-be-rich friend,
Flufferella Kemeny, shaking down mythical creatures since 2015.