Kent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Peppers: An Oreo in a peanut butter sandwich!
Salty: A princess.
Fluffy: A mom.
Me: What else do you want to be besides a mom?
Fluffy: A lazy person.
Me: Good luck with that. If you want to be a lazy person, you might also wind up poor with no place to live.
Fluffy: No! I’ll have a husband to work.
Me: Now you’re freaking me out.
Fluffy: I was just trying to be funny!
Me: You know I’m going to put this entire conversation on my blog, so let’s be serious, people. Salty, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Salty: An astronaut.
Me: Do you even know what an astronaut is?
Salty: They go into outer space.
Kent: I met this guy in sailing club who was like, “Yeah, I got a good job with benefits.” I asked him where his new job was, and he said, “Nasa” so I said, “Are you an astronaut?” and everybody laughed.
Fluffy: Okay, okay. I want to be a designer.
Me: I will allow it. Peppers what about you? What do you want to do for a job when you grow up? Do you want to be a lawyer like Daddy?
Peppers: I want to be an Oreo!
Kent: We’ve already established that he wants to be an Oreo in a peanut butter sandwich.