Regrettably, Fluffy has at last grown cooties. The boys in her preschool class this year don’t let the girls play with them at recess. Fluffy has tried several times to play with the pirates, but they send her right back over to the kitties.
Yesterday, she had a eureka moment in the car.
Fluffy: I have a great idea! I could dress up like a boy, and they won’t even know it’s me. Then they will let me play pirates with them.
Me: They’d still know it was you. That only works in cartoons and Shakespeare. Besides, you wouldn’t want to look like a boy.
Fluffy: I like the look of boys…if they had a pink shirt.