Fluffy: My three favorite holidays are Christmas, Easter and my birthday. I like Easter and Christmas because I get tons of stuff, and my birthday, too! Plus what I like about my birthday is I’m starring it and there’s lots of fun things to do.
As I threaten to change her name to McKinley or Kennedy.
Fluffy: You can’t change my name. You already named me.
Me: Yes I can. Through the government.
Fluffy: No! Don’t change my name! I love my name!
Me: Okay, okay, I won’t. Maybe I’ll change my name.
Fluffy: I don’t want to hurt your feelings, but to be honest, I don’t really like “Heather”.
Me: Yeah, it’s kinda plain, right?
Fluffy: I don’t want to be rude, but yeah. There are better names out there.
Meanwhile, the boys continue to expand their vocabulary to such things as:
Crate and Arrow (Crate and Barrel)
Big Tiny Plant (Little Big Planet)